Stiff

gives a new meaning to "I could sure use a stiff one."

Scruffy

between clean-shaven and beard

Retrospective

Instead of looking back, let's look at backsides.

Anthony Carrino

I wish my kitchen needed renovating.

Underwear

Most men are wearing underwear right now. 
Very few of them will show them to you. 
These men will.

Smile (part 2)

Musclii Adomenae Perfecta